Among my old stagebuilder colleagues I’ve become known as “theater slut”. That’s because my jobs as techie have been mostly in theater, and needless to say, stagebuilds tend to think of the theater branch of showbiz, a scene for homos.
Funny thing is, they seems to be exactly right. The more experience I have in theater, the more I’ve become convinced that I, as a heterosexual male, am in the vast minority. Actors, directors, crew, not all but literally most of them are gay or female. Or lesbian. Which is also female.
I am not going to bother with homo jokes, if you don’t mind. One of the few productions that I did that involved heterosexuals had so many terrible fag puns in it, I decided then and there that any problems that arise with the gay community, have these shitty, mongoloid jokes at the basis of them. “Oh no I don’t mind gays, but they better not grab me from behind HUR HUR” god damn do I ever hate these jokes.